Dear Lord Baby Jesus -
This morning I learned that it has not been proven that you were born on December 25th. I'm not really sure what to do with this information. And if this "new" information is true, then why is it that we celebrate your birth on the 25th? Baby Jesus, please use your omnipotent powers to shed some light on our ignorant boss. This holy Christian man that can't even remember your birth. Yesterday, Khriz & Cat tried to fight for your rights. Much to the horror of our boss, they removed you from your manger as you have not been born yet and should not be displayed in the nativity scene. Is this really just a Catholic tradition? Has the Seminary turned it's back on us after encouraging and welcoming all religions?
Oh newborn, fragile Baby Jesus, with your golden fleece diaper, know that every time I walk into the front desk and see you in the manger....i know the truth. I will continue to believe. Our boss thinks that just because he "runs the place" he can put your 8lb 6oz infant body out for display whenever he pleases. "Because why have a nativity scene with no Jesus?"
And as Cat said, we pray that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to knock some sense into his hard head.
Thank you dear Baby God.
Amen
***Now please go check out Cat's letter to the very powerful Baby Hey-zus.
Friday, December 7, 2007
A prayer to 8lb 6oz Baby Hey-zus
at 10:42 AM
Labels: holidays, open letter, work
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oh god! i feel lightheaded! i had to compose myself before dropping this comment. AAHAHAHAHA! we are TOO fucking much!!! but its ALL TRUE!
shake and bake!!!
catdogg, outtttt!!!
Duuuudes. And you guys work at a theological school??!? The shame.
I too have heard of the baby Hay-zeus being born in the spring/ summer time and not Dec. 25th. who knows the truth. Also, Hey-zeus is supposed to be black no? So why the white baby procelin dolls? Why the pics of a blue-eyed light-brown long-haired adult Hay-zeus? Moreover, wasn’t it shameful to sport long hair in those biblical days too?
Please enlighten us all Hay-zeus, baby and adult.
you are so right A! I think if the boss man feels he can say that it hasn't been proven when he was born, then I can say that it hasn't been proven he was WHITE! Take that!
OMG!!! R totally talks about this too. I get all weirded out when he tells me these stories. Too funny though
Enough on the Jesus debate but how can I follow your life instead of living mine if you don't update your blog.
Oh, and cheering for Hatton is un-American. His fans were booing our national anthem. Damn them and their fucked up teeth. They all sound like Benny Hill anyway.
Merry Christmas
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